More Funny Signs
(Credit goes to whoever created this for email.)


Is that clear?  Need another sign?


Exceptionally valuable jewels.


Ooops, I already did.


Amen, Brother Jack.


One guess what they're using her for.


Thank goodness it's not in the basement.

Exotic dancers perspire too much?



Do two teeth count?  Do they have to be opposed, upper and lower?


Rub it in.



Hey, watch what you say about gays.


And no hopping from rock to rock in our rivers, either.


Good thing the cops don't read signs.


Hope you don't have big boobs and bad teeth.


The other  right.


I like the first part.


Signs to the Obama Administration offices.


Oh yeah, that's the way to punish them!


This is for the guy who needed to know the balcony wasn't on the ground level.

 A is  for apple, and B is for boat.......that used to be right, but now it won't float!   Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic, instead.

New Alphabet For "Seasoned" Citizens:

A is for arthritis; 
B is the bad back, 
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 
D is for dental decay and decline, 
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! 
F is for fissures and fluid retention, 
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.  
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it were low; 
I for incisions with scars you can show. 
J is for joints, out of socket, won't  mend, 
K is  for knees that crack when they bend. 
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?   
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;  
O is  for osteo, bones that don't grow!  
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,  just give me a pill and I'll be good as  new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?  
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.  
is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, 
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!  
U is  for urinary; troubles with flow; 
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.   
W for worry, now what's going 'round? 
X is  for X ray, and what might be found. 
Y for  another year I'm left here behind, 
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! 

I've  survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,  
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully  employed!